Fart
Fart out methane gas (CH4) (CH6S) which is flammable and toxic.
Farts are activities where the creatures live out the exhaust gases from the hole under the back (anus), as a vehicle exhaust. However, the exhaust gases is not very clearly visible, but are in the water. Air bubbles will appear at the back of the person being fart. Fart, just like bad breath: just the smell from container. Therefore, frequent brushing to prevent bad breath. But do not rub the anus with a toothbrush, because apart from dirty, it is not hygienic. Moreover, the toothbrush is used for brushing teeth as well.
This activity is very detrimental for polluting the environment with air pollution or sound (even to cause Rags Warming and climate change), but have not found a way to prevent it until now.
To clarify the issue farts, it is good we read the book "the power of farts"
Farts are activities where the creatures live out the exhaust gases from the hole under the back (anus), as a vehicle exhaust. However, the exhaust gases is not very clearly visible, but are in the water. Air bubbles will appear at the back of the person being fart. Fart, just like bad breath: just the smell from container. Therefore, frequent brushing to prevent bad breath. But do not rub the anus with a toothbrush, because apart from dirty, it is not hygienic. Moreover, the toothbrush is used for brushing teeth as well.
This activity is very detrimental for polluting the environment with air pollution or sound (even to cause Rags Warming and climate change), but have not found a way to prevent it until now.
To clarify the issue farts, it is good we read the book "the power of farts"
Farts streams
Basically the flow of gas, according to kentutologis there were seventeen, ie:
The flow of hard, perhaps influenced by rock music.
The bottom line fart sounds extremely loud and undisguised. They argue that the fart must be delivered in real, should not be clandestine. But this hard flow split into several groups that masing2 insistent with the most correct opinion and feeling, such as "loud and long flows, ""hard but briefly, ""loud and smelly", there is also another splinter flow.
Aka silent flow silent
Essentially they argue that the fart is a matter of "private"which is secret, so it must be expressed in silence. Silent flow also did not escape the divisions, the most exciting is between "quiet but smelly", and "silent but the old". They disagree, which one is more preferred "old" or "smell".
Now, already published the book The Power Of Farts. So, gas is also ready-made commodities are bought and sold. edan ...!
Silent stream of opinion was strongly opposed by the flow of hard to think of it as "hypocritical", but the hard streams are also considered too "vulgar" and less "has the image of taste" in the fart. Finally, the debate both groups ended with a demonstration of the hero of the second gas flow. Unfortunately, the assessment is not going well due to all the spectators fainted, recognize the greatness of both the flow ...
Basically the flow of gas, according to kentutologis there were seventeen, ie:
The flow of hard, perhaps influenced by rock music.
The bottom line fart sounds extremely loud and undisguised. They argue that the fart must be delivered in real, should not be clandestine. But this hard flow split into several groups that masing2 insistent with the most correct opinion and feeling, such as "loud and long flows, ""hard but briefly, ""loud and smelly", there is also another splinter flow.
Aka silent flow silent
Essentially they argue that the fart is a matter of "private"which is secret, so it must be expressed in silence. Silent flow also did not escape the divisions, the most exciting is between "quiet but smelly", and "silent but the old". They disagree, which one is more preferred "old" or "smell".
Now, already published the book The Power Of Farts. So, gas is also ready-made commodities are bought and sold. edan ...!
Silent stream of opinion was strongly opposed by the flow of hard to think of it as "hypocritical", but the hard streams are also considered too "vulgar" and less "has the image of taste" in the fart. Finally, the debate both groups ended with a demonstration of the hero of the second gas flow. Unfortunately, the assessment is not going well due to all the spectators fainted, recognize the greatness of both the flow ...
Qualitas Farts
According to final agreement of the World Fart kentutologist the Convention which was held under a banana tree, formulated with quality fart:
QK = Sinh (Sk) + ln (Bk) + [exp (Kk)] ^ Jk
Where:
QK = quality fart (dut)
Sk = fart sound (dB)
Bk = smelly fart (mol)
Kk fart = speed (m / s)
Jk = range fart (A)
According to final agreement of the World Fart kentutologist the Convention which was held under a banana tree, formulated with quality fart:
QK = Sinh (Sk) + ln (Bk) + [exp (Kk)] ^ Jk
Where:
QK = quality fart (dut)
Sk = fart sound (dB)
Bk = smelly fart (mol)
Kk fart = speed (m / s)
Jk = range fart (A)
Measurement Method Farts
According to the Handbook of Professional Farts, Farts publications University of America (KUA) mentioned that the method of measurement is recognized fart 3, in which each has side effects.
1. Sniffing method
This method is the simplest but also most precision. The trick is to hold the nose to the source gas, and enduslah if farts has reached a point extrimnya. Side effects of this method is known by 3M 1P effect, the "glaring, Nausea, drunk, and fainting. "
2. Capture Method
This method is less precise but it is the most popular. The trick is to catch the fart sample by hand, then the sample was opened in front of the nose itself. Side effects are "Nyengir and brake-Literacy. "
3. Nose Method neighbors
This method is less popular but actually very meet health standards. Same way with the second method, the difference is a nose is a nose that is used by others (neighbors). If not careful can lead to 2D effects, "dimaki and Didamprat".
Please observers choose a suitable method. As for the risk borne by the perpetrator.
According to the Handbook of Professional Farts, Farts publications University of America (KUA) mentioned that the method of measurement is recognized fart 3, in which each has side effects.
1. Sniffing method
This method is the simplest but also most precision. The trick is to hold the nose to the source gas, and enduslah if farts has reached a point extrimnya. Side effects of this method is known by 3M 1P effect, the "glaring, Nausea, drunk, and fainting. "
2. Capture Method
This method is less precise but it is the most popular. The trick is to catch the fart sample by hand, then the sample was opened in front of the nose itself. Side effects are "Nyengir and brake-Literacy. "
3. Nose Method neighbors
This method is less popular but actually very meet health standards. Same way with the second method, the difference is a nose is a nose that is used by others (neighbors). If not careful can lead to 2D effects, "dimaki and Didamprat".
Please observers choose a suitable method. As for the risk borne by the perpetrator.
Types of farts
• Fart "empty keg loud sound"
The most common types of farts. This fart sounds just fast, but there was no smell.
• Fart "silent but deadly"
This opposite type of fart fart of the above; be silent, but the smell was not known scary. People who have become experts in this type of fart can even cause a mahadahsyat smell and high strength so that the whole building to smell it.
• fart scented
This fart fart smells different from the general, because the players just eat food that smells peculiar. Farts can also occur if the offender sprayed perfume in her anus hole.
• Fart combo
Fart in large quantities that occur repeatedly. Usually voiced loud and sounded like a barrage of automatic gunfire.
• Fart bermelodi
Fart in a voice pitched. Already an expert to play a song.
• Fart squirt
Not only is gas coming out of the hole. Usually accompanied by thick or liquid substances golden brown.
• loud fart
Actors have to use every muscle and power to do so, generally occurs in people who had been 2 years yet fart.
• not intentionally Farts
Actors absolutely no preparation to do so. It often happens when the people concerned were shocked by others, was laughing or shocked myself.
• Fart laughing
Fart types are divided into 2 types, namely:
Active method, in which the perpetrator intentionally farting, laughing (usually terbahak2) to cover the sound generated.
Passive method, in which the perpetrator accidentally fart when made laugh by someone else. See: Farts do not accidentally
• minimalist Farts
No smell and sound. Just a little gas release from the body.
• Fart dishonest
People that fart screaming directly blaming others and it was clear he was a fart or not.
• True Farts
People who once fart, with honest and good fart. Rarely met in Indonesia nih.
• Fart "Counter Strike"
before the fart, he shouted "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
• Kung Fu Panda Fart
before the fart, ass hole yelling "CIAAAAAAT!"
• Fart Success
abis farts, she said "YES!" or "SEP" (Even the "SIP") while two hands go up.
• Kentuters Sakti
If farts could fly .... salto to 5 times ...
• Speedy Farts
If farts could cepet, could also slow. depending on when the morning, afternoon, or evening. Usually too often stray farts.
• Farts are not virgin
farts reads: "POHHH ...".
• fart ade rai
saying "BROTOT ...... ...... BROTOT BROTOT ......( 100x)
• fart tahak (saltpetre)
usually eeeeegh brot brot brot eeeegh
• super gas fart
usually fart is generating smoke from the anus and usually also, farts black smoke
• blank fart "
nyadar if not more fart.
• fart singing
farts while singing
• fart fire
farts are not just smell that comes out but also the fire of hell. usually cause a fire in the kitchen and in the market.
• fart N.O.S.
fart who can make people fly and drove around it very quickly to hit the nearest prostitute ..
• fart lightning
before any flash fart
• fart tornado
Even worse than the turbo fart,,, can even make the neighbors roof flying into the sky and make bh-bh on flying, so his deputy ** visible. Alien most have fart beliung.Pernah cyclone occurs 1 times in the planet Jupiter until disaster strikes a tornado that was never finished (though already from the first). Farts sedasyat what ya ?????
• spiral turbo fart
fart with floating and circling in the sky when severe farts get to the Earth's atmosphere and circling (Also can cause the LAST DAY?)
• anti-ghost fart
a super terrible fart who can drive out ghosts and creatures of any imitation (including pigs Ngepet.
• Hand fart body lusion
fart fart who issued the liquid to smooth the skin
• Direct fart blank
fart who can make the people around us staring directly
• fart shot gun
fart who can shoot the person who is above us or below us
• fart rusty
• Fart "empty keg loud sound"
The most common types of farts. This fart sounds just fast, but there was no smell.
• Fart "silent but deadly"
This opposite type of fart fart of the above; be silent, but the smell was not known scary. People who have become experts in this type of fart can even cause a mahadahsyat smell and high strength so that the whole building to smell it.
• fart scented
This fart fart smells different from the general, because the players just eat food that smells peculiar. Farts can also occur if the offender sprayed perfume in her anus hole.
• Fart combo
Fart in large quantities that occur repeatedly. Usually voiced loud and sounded like a barrage of automatic gunfire.
• Fart bermelodi
Fart in a voice pitched. Already an expert to play a song.
• Fart squirt
Not only is gas coming out of the hole. Usually accompanied by thick or liquid substances golden brown.
• loud fart
Actors have to use every muscle and power to do so, generally occurs in people who had been 2 years yet fart.
• not intentionally Farts
Actors absolutely no preparation to do so. It often happens when the people concerned were shocked by others, was laughing or shocked myself.
• Fart laughing
Fart types are divided into 2 types, namely:
Active method, in which the perpetrator intentionally farting, laughing (usually terbahak2) to cover the sound generated.
Passive method, in which the perpetrator accidentally fart when made laugh by someone else. See: Farts do not accidentally
• minimalist Farts
No smell and sound. Just a little gas release from the body.
• Fart dishonest
People that fart screaming directly blaming others and it was clear he was a fart or not.
• True Farts
People who once fart, with honest and good fart. Rarely met in Indonesia nih.
• Fart "Counter Strike"
before the fart, he shouted "FIRE IN THE HOLE!"
• Kung Fu Panda Fart
before the fart, ass hole yelling "CIAAAAAAT!"
• Fart Success
abis farts, she said "YES!" or "SEP" (Even the "SIP") while two hands go up.
• Kentuters Sakti
If farts could fly .... salto to 5 times ...
• Speedy Farts
If farts could cepet, could also slow. depending on when the morning, afternoon, or evening. Usually too often stray farts.
• Farts are not virgin
farts reads: "POHHH ...".
• fart ade rai
saying "BROTOT ...... ...... BROTOT BROTOT ......( 100x)
• fart tahak (saltpetre)
usually eeeeegh brot brot brot eeeegh
• super gas fart
usually fart is generating smoke from the anus and usually also, farts black smoke
• blank fart "
nyadar if not more fart.
• fart singing
farts while singing
• fart fire
farts are not just smell that comes out but also the fire of hell. usually cause a fire in the kitchen and in the market.
• fart N.O.S.
fart who can make people fly and drove around it very quickly to hit the nearest prostitute ..
• fart lightning
before any flash fart
• fart tornado
Even worse than the turbo fart,,, can even make the neighbors roof flying into the sky and make bh-bh on flying, so his deputy ** visible. Alien most have fart beliung.Pernah cyclone occurs 1 times in the planet Jupiter until disaster strikes a tornado that was never finished (though already from the first). Farts sedasyat what ya ?????
• spiral turbo fart
fart with floating and circling in the sky when severe farts get to the Earth's atmosphere and circling (Also can cause the LAST DAY?)
• anti-ghost fart
a super terrible fart who can drive out ghosts and creatures of any imitation (including pigs Ngepet.
• Hand fart body lusion
fart fart who issued the liquid to smooth the skin
• Direct fart blank
fart who can make the people around us staring directly
• fart shot gun
fart who can shoot the person who is above us or below us
• fart rusty
flatus containing water vapors so that the iron is exposed to direct fart rusty and it will explode!! BOOM! JEGERRRRR! Duars !!!!! (Such as atomic bomb explosions at Hiroshima and Nagasaki)
Biggest fart rusty
• fart Baygon
fart who used to kill insects in the house
• climate change fart
This fart can alter the weather became increasingly hot, hot, hot, cool men !!!!!
• blood fart
kalo aja willing donors here
• fart accident
fart who can destroy cities in a fart.
If the 1000 fart will destroy a continent and if 100,000 fart it will cause the apocalypse (???)
if a million farts would turn out this way
• astronaut fart
i comingggg astronaut! i will of come to moon without rocket
• electric fart
This fart is very useful for the monkey, uh one human being talking point. he could issue a registration 999999999 megawatts of electric shock, eh wrong way again means a megawatt (1 megawatt = one million watts)
And there are also species that live fart !!!!!
fart mines
This fart if issued will have the smell of rotten dahyat fart can be quiet but the place out. When people passed by then people would be killed instantly.
fart spreads
fart is more deadly, because in addition to containing toxic farts smell can spread occupy the existing space.
follow fart master
This type of fart which is often found that when the fart is released, then farts it will follow the master.
fart follow the opponent
It looks like fart fart follow the master, but this fart follow a man who kissed her until the person died.
fart mines
This fart if issued will have the smell of rotten dahyat fart can be quiet but the place out. When people passed by then people would be killed instantly.
fart spreads
fart is more deadly, because in addition to containing toxic farts smell can spread occupy the existing space.
follow fart master
This type of fart which is often found that when the fart is released, then farts it will follow the master.
fart follow the opponent
It looks like fart fart follow the master, but this fart follow a man who kissed her until the person died.
fart benefits:
• make aroma therapy
• making perfume
• embarrass myself
• slandering others
• relax yourself
• making other people the smells
• repel people
• handyman seduce another fart
• say hello as a parent, friend, brother sister, cousin, grandfather, grandmother, etc.
• usually benefits that replace hairspray fart mother mother
• maybe, make air freshener time yes?
• repel the enemy (for experts fart doomsday 2012 and NOS)
• drive genie, syaiton, and the like
• repel the human species as a Debt Collector / debt collector / thug
• make aroma therapy
• making perfume
• embarrass myself
• slandering others
• relax yourself
• making other people the smells
• repel people
• handyman seduce another fart
• say hello as a parent, friend, brother sister, cousin, grandfather, grandmother, etc.
• usually benefits that replace hairspray fart mother mother
• maybe, make air freshener time yes?
• repel the enemy (for experts fart doomsday 2012 and NOS)
• drive genie, syaiton, and the like
• repel the human species as a Debt Collector / debt collector / thug
Fart according to function:
• as an art appreciation
• as a remedy for colds diseases
• as a noise maker
• as a drug releasing anger
• as a sign that there is something that will come out of her anus hole
• as the beginning of the Apocalypse
• as a Hyper Bomb Super Great Boom
• as a tool of destruction
• as an art appreciation
• as a remedy for colds diseases
• as a noise maker
• as a drug releasing anger
• as a sign that there is something that will come out of her anus hole
• as the beginning of the Apocalypse
• as a Hyper Bomb Super Great Boom
• as a tool of destruction
Psychological Effect
We can see a person's character from how she farts. Relationship Between Man How Farts and Characters
But there are some tips to disguise the sound of your fart. By using these tips, you will avoid the psychological stress caused by your fart.
We can see a person's character from how she farts. Relationship Between Man How Farts and Characters
But there are some tips to disguise the sound of your fart. By using these tips, you will avoid the psychological stress caused by your fart.
Examples of famous people fart
""
~ Albert Einstein
"Brot. Brot. Brot Pret Pret Brottttt dut dut pssss ....... ..... psss BROOOT PSS BROOOTTT "
~ Oscar Wilde
"JEDUAAARR !!!!!!!!!!! JEDUEEEEEEEEEEEEERR! DAR! DER! BANG! !!!!!!!( BLRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki with a giant mushroom of smoke) "
~ George W. Bush
"Dat Dut Dut Dut Dut Dut Dut No No No Dutt Duk Duk"
~ Rhoma Irama
"Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttt ......................"
~ Roy Suryo
"Chebruot bruoth broth broth perth perth dhoooooth"
~ Laura Love
"Brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot aahhhhhhh, entot continue ..."
~ Paris Hilton
"BRUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "
~ Mbokmu
"Prut Blebug ... blebug pruut .. blebug pruut ... "
~ Roni Dozer
"BROTOT ... BROTOT ... BROTOT ..."
~ Ade Rai
"Bret Bret tetet breet tereetttteeettttt brot brot breeet tettttettttt ........ "
~ Bethoven
According to experts in the field "kentutology" (the science that studies the effects of wind on human pskologi) states that 'mental damage dapt fart fart maniac, besides the negative effect fart can also pass on to our children and grandchildren in people with chronic kentutu.
""
~ Albert Einstein
"Brot. Brot. Brot Pret Pret Brottttt dut dut pssss ....... ..... psss BROOOT PSS BROOOTTT "
~ Oscar Wilde
"JEDUAAARR !!!!!!!!!!! JEDUEEEEEEEEEEEEERR! DAR! DER! BANG! !!!!!!!( BLRARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR sound bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki with a giant mushroom of smoke) "
~ George W. Bush
"Dat Dut Dut Dut Dut Dut Dut No No No Dutt Duk Duk"
~ Rhoma Irama
"Pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssstttttttttttt ......................"
~ Roy Suryo
"Chebruot bruoth broth broth perth perth dhoooooth"
~ Laura Love
"Brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot ah ah ah brot brot brot aahhhhhhh, entot continue ..."
~ Paris Hilton
"BRUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH "
~ Mbokmu
"Prut Blebug ... blebug pruut .. blebug pruut ... "
~ Roni Dozer
"BROTOT ... BROTOT ... BROTOT ..."
~ Ade Rai
"Bret Bret tetet breet tereetttteeettttt brot brot breeet tettttettttt ........ "
~ Bethoven
According to experts in the field "kentutology" (the science that studies the effects of wind on human pskologi) states that 'mental damage dapt fart fart maniac, besides the negative effect fart can also pass on to our children and grandchildren in people with chronic kentutu.
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